Bob likes people, gets confused a lot
and will only say hi to dogs when they are sleeping.
We suspect she is strangely friendly with pigeons.
It's fairly certain they conspire together,
but to what end we do not know.
Bob's main talent,
besides making a cute noise
when she jumps on things,
is playing the carpet. She is very good at this.
If there was a carpet quartet she could join,
she would be first carpet.
Bob might be good at other things too,
but if she is, she keeps them secret.